I am not naive enough to think that I will gain some fame from this blog. In reality it is very likely that this blog will go unread by anybody but myself. What else can a Little Lost Girl expect? I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs about who I am, what my hobbies are and all that bull shit. In fact readers, if you even exist, I probably won't give you any really information about who I am at all. It's more fun that way. I will change names, locations, etc if I need to tell a story, and I will refer to myself as Little Lost Girl. This way if the story I am telling is about "you" (in quotes, because you may or may not exist), and it is not a particularly nice story, or I say something mean about "you", "you" won't stop reading my blog, because I have offended "you", or if "you" are a guy I like who happens upon my blog, and I mention that I like "you", "you" won't know. See it's really safest this way, for all involved, no hurt feelings, no mean looks on the street, no awkward run-ins, and no avoiding one another. Lastly, hypothetical readers...if you exist please make yourselves known. Unless you are a mean spirited person, in which case you can go to hell and take your heinous comments with you. That's all I gotta say.
TTFN (Ta Ta For Now),
Little Lost Girl <3
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